Morgan, 17, USA.
dance, marching band, venture crew, Leonardo Dicaprio of the 90's.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
im laughing so hard
I don’t understand why some boys are so cocky you aren’t harry styles go masturbate to ur xbox game
If this was said about females with a remark maybe like “go masturbate to ur cookbook” then it would be labeled sexiest but since it’s about men it’s okay? NO, FUCK YOU
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
when you see a dog from across the street
why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me
I must find this grass and take a nap in it!! It looks like a fluffy ocean
Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god